Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their food.
Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said. "I think you're hallucinating and you've finally lost your mind."
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blond woman, face up and totally unconscious.
The two lawyers went over to her, dragged her up on the beach, and discovered, yes, she was alive.
One said the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long time. Do you think we should, ......you know, ... scr$w her?"
The second lawyer, asked, "Out of What?"
2007-02-26 11:38:39 · 44 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! FAF! LOL! ROFLMAO! Bravo! More! More! More! ;)
One of the funniest I've heard!
Loving it, you little Tinker you! ;)
J
2007-02-27 00:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is too cool. You know they bury lawyers head first, don't you? Deep down they're pretty good guys. Have a shinning star!
2007-02-26 11:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow 45 stars
2007-03-05 04:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by kaye j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r a star!!
how about this one...
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
2007-02-27 08:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the way most lawyers act today. Kinda funny though!
2007-02-26 11:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow tink 34 stars but the joke is worth them
2007-02-27 07:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES definitely deserves a star!!! If i could vote more than once, i would give that joke 10 stars.
LOL
2007-02-26 13:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10.
2007-02-26 12:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as always you deserve a gold star lol 10/10
2007-02-27 00:20:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star
2007-03-02 11:03:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋