2007-02-26 11:38:09 · 40 answers · asked by 2 days after my B day :) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Michael Jackson is rich, talented and beloved by millions of people and you're not........guess the joke's on you!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-02-26 12:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They put 40 year old meat between 5 year old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson go into K-Mart? He heard they had boys' pants half off.
How are Michael Jackson and acne different? One doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. One is a plastic bag.
2007-02-26 11:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why was Michael jackson in K-mart?
He heard boys pants were half off.
Mcdonalds is introducing a new burger called the Michael Jackson burger. Apparently its a 45 year old peice of meat between two 12 year old buns.
2007-02-26 11:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
1.What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor? One got burned by Pepsi, the other got burned by coke.
2. When is bedtime at Never Land? When the big hand touches the little hand.
2007-02-26 11:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
When Michael Jackson was a little he used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys!
Michael Jackson is so skinny, he swallowed a marble and looked 8 months pregnant!
2007-02-26 11:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Miami Rox 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Michael Jackson and the Playstation2 have 3 things in common:
1) They are both black.
2)They are both made of plastic.
3)They both...GET TURNED ON BY LITTLE KIDS!!!
2007-02-26 12:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by lalala 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha, Broadways_... is a good one.
This one is sortof like "Tigger"'s but I little different.
You know inside of a text book (like, a school book, Math for example) they have those little name things that tell you to write what condition the book is in and when you got it and when you return it? Well, in my Health book last year I wrote "Michael Jackson" in the name spot and in the Issued/Returned spot, I put "Issued: Black Returned: White"
Alot of kids thought it was hilarious. =)
2007-02-26 11:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Chainsaw 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whats do playstations and Michael Jackson have in common?
Little boys turn them on!
Yeah its cheesy I know but hey you asked!
2007-02-26 11:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kelby Cz 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I pledge alligance to the flag,
That Michael Jackson is a f*g.
He used to play with little toys,
But now he plays with little boys.
2007-02-26 11:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by Livia 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Good news for Michael Jackson, not guilty on ten counts! The bad news -- he's going to Disneyland!"
2007-02-26 11:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by miXzo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋