I want to get sick, its along story I mean I am already kind of sick i have a bad cough and a bit of a soar throat but like I want a fever so i can stay home and stuff, how do u get sick I WANNA GET SICK SO BADLY...Kinda nutty but anyways...
2007-02-26 11:17:03 · 19 answers · asked by This Account is not active 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
eat spoiled food
don't wash ur hands
eat dirt, lol
hang around peeps who are sick
Good luck with that
2007-02-26 11:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by divaL 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, getting sick is not that great. It may get you out of school/work, though, so I'll tell you the 3 ways that come to mind.
1 Go to the National Center for Disease Control and ask to be a test subject for experimental remedies
2 Prepare a glass of chocolate milk. Let sit on counter for 2 days. Drink.
3... My personal favorite
Buy several small peppers- the spicy kind. Eat at least 12 at one time. Drink as much milk as necessary. This is almost garunteed to make you throw up and get out of school.
2007-02-26 11:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by megabraingeek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This thing actually worked 4 me. Either u cld fake OR u cld leave a lamp on 4 a really long time, then take a paper towl press it against the light bulb press it on ur 4head. when i did this i would put the paper towel on the light bulb then on my face be4 i went outside to ask my mom if i felt hot.
2007-02-26 11:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Desi_Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are already sick in the head if you want to be physically sick. There are a lot of people who would love to have their health and you could care less about your own. Shame on you.
2007-02-26 11:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by CctbOh 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol. Well I dunno if I should tell you cuz your gonna get sick and then your- oh what the heck! I'll tell you....
Sneak into the refridgerator and grab some icecubes. Put them inside your shirt. You'll eventually turn cold and get a fever.
Run around in circles really really, really, really, really fast alot of times. Eventually you'll get a stomach ache or puke.
Eat expired Beans
This one, be really careful with it and don't ever try this for other uses, put your hand in your mouth really deep and eventually you'll puke. Careful though!
2007-02-26 11:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you wish for.
Think of a better way & stay home without being sick.
2007-02-26 11:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by ♣Hey jude♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Germs/bacteria invade your cells and make your body's immune system go down. Why?
You can make yourself sick by ivereating, starvation, gagging yourself, or passing out by overworking.
Yah good luck wit' that.
2007-02-26 11:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should get really cold and if someone around you is sick , be around them and breath their air . get dirty and give ur self a headache by making ur self crazy!!!!!! besides you should really want to be healthy
2007-02-26 11:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by JUSTiiNBOBBYLVR 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to the bathroom, dont wash your hands, eat finger foods. gross i know. go outside and roll in the snow BUTT NAKED okay jk just with clothes on. lick a firty surface. its not easy
2007-02-26 11:21:06 · answer #9 · answered by Your Add Here! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GIRLLL never say that again@!!! pray to stay healthyyyy and never ever say you want to get sick
2007-02-26 11:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by angieaje 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a virus drink after people don't wash hands and stuff like that
2007-02-26 11:20:44 · answer #11 · answered by Damian B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋