There was a (can't say what, might offend someone) that went into a (can't say bar, might offend someone who doesn't drink, is quitting drinking, or tripped and fell in a bar once) and asked the proprietor (ooops, can't say that, might offend someone who didn't get as far in life and doesn't own their own business).
OK, let's just forget jokes, we can't say something funny without offending someone from some splinter group...
2007-02-26 11:04:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha excellent =] can i please have 10 points? or would that be politcally incorrect cuz it mite offend someone who wants those points too? lol
=]
2007-02-26 11:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee Lt. Dan....How come you start to say something and then stop it when you feel its gonna offend someone????? Life is one big offense to everybody and you have the right to say as you please....Uh oh here comes the violation notice again....CRAP !!!!
2007-02-26 11:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Lt. Dan........ Stupid is as stupid does. But in the words of Rick Nelson in his song "Garden Party", I quote: "You see you can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself."
P.S. I know exactly what you mean. I once quoted a line from a Woody Allen movie at dinner when my oldest sister "insisted" that I give the thanks. While "MOST" everyone at the table saw the humor in it, my sister became somewhat angry.
2007-02-26 11:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by southwind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quitter - there are very funny jokes out there that don't belittle other people.
Don't just give up!
2007-02-26 11:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aint that the truth
2007-02-26 11:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry ...... let's just "forget" jokes? I HAVE AMNESIA!! I'm sooooo offended, JERK!!! *cries*
....heheheh :)
2007-02-26 11:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by Dani 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to eat marshmallows.
2007-02-26 11:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by Instant Rice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah u r right but some of us can take it
2007-02-26 11:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good point. LOL!
2007-02-26 12:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um.. that makes a valid point but it's not funny....
2007-02-26 11:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋