The Horth Withperer
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says
he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam
asks "How will I recognize him? "That's easy, he's a
midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up and Sam asks him if he's
looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.
Can I thee her eyeth"?
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes
the once over. "Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth"?
So, he picks the little fella up again, and shows him
the horse's ears. "Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this
point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf. Can I see her ****"?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under
his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can
up the horse's ****, holds him there kickin’, pulls
him out, and drops him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth
I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a
widdow bit?"
2007-02-26 11:03:16 · 13 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke....lmao, 100 points!!!!
2007-02-26 11:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the best joke I've seen here.
2007-02-26 19:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
very good one - best I've heard in a while
2007-02-26 19:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one
2007-02-26 19:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewww. do u like to torment people wit storys?
2007-02-26 19:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just checked between my legs, and yep. that's my horse.
2007-02-26 19:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
way too funny lol & very cute!!! got to send to me mum
2007-02-26 19:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEEE HAWWW!!! That's the best one yet.
weelly funny!!
2007-02-26 19:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by maimatt7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah heard it before but still love it =]
2007-02-26 19:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dye his coat pink.....
2007-02-26 19:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by Cloud Nine--Sez YAHH 2 tha hatas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋