I am on Earth with Jesus. He's a bit of dust in a hole somewhere in the Middle East, and I'm in my living room typing this. There's not much you can do with a dead person, though. (If he existed at all)
2007-02-26 10:41:36
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answer #1
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answered by nondescript 7
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I would ask him to come with me to Bethel New York and have a talk with the watchtower society. Then I would have him record on to video a plea, a plea from Jesus to stop the hatred and violence in his name.
I would also hand him a bible and a red pen so that he could correct the stuff he thinks is way out of line.
2007-02-26 18:43:37
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answered by Sara 5
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Have a race across the top of the Mississippi River, go to a hard Christian rock concert, and listen to a couple parables. And then maybe play Madden.
2007-02-26 18:42:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Are you kidding? Talk. I have hundreds of questions, and I would not waste a minute dancing and singing.
2007-02-26 18:42:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I always Kinda Wanted to Kill the Devil, but I don't Think That's Allowed by Spiritual Law.
Play Golf?
And I'd let Jesus use Clubs Too!
Ditto....................
2007-02-26 18:54:23
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answered by maguyver727 7
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Light a brown paper bag full of dog poop on fire, leave it on Jerry Fallwell's doorstep, ring the doorbell, and run.
Day two, we'd spend materializing in front of George W. Bush every time he was about to cross a street and make funny faces.
2007-02-26 18:42:32
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answered by Blackacre 7
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Awesome question.....
I would walk side by side with Him and sing His praises...
I also would like to ask Him many questions. It would be neat to sit on a fishing bank with Jesus and tell Him how much I admire and love all of His creations...
again, good question
2007-02-26 18:44:29
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answered by karen_03625 5
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I would go with Him and do whatever I could to help Him get the good news preached. This would be fun.
2007-02-26 18:43:09
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answered by RB 7
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I would get him on world wide TV to expose the bible for the hate fill piece of fictional crap that it is.
2007-02-26 18:54:08
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answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7
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I think that I would like to go to the Temple and do Baptisms with Him.
2007-02-26 18:43:34
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answered by ♥Tom♥ 6
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