There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
2007-02-26 10:35:37 · 13 answers · asked by somebody 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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Yes, it was supposed to be funny.... it's just a Chuck Norris joke. Laugh, people, laugh!
2007-02-26 10:39:42 · update #1
Kind of old, but still worth a laugh.
For the record, Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution. He wrote an article about it on WorldNetDaily a few months ago. Normally, I'd say he's ignorant of simple science, but I don't want a roundhouse kick to the face.
...plus, when Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chucked.
2007-02-26 10:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by marbledog 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris?
2007-02-26 18:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is still alive?
2007-02-26 18:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by guy o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution are wrong, so that is not a theory. If any body beleive in Evolution, dont you think that they need to go back to jungle and live together happy after with other monkey community.
Because there are still million of monkey around the world, I never hear that is some monkey became human for the rest of my life.
2007-02-26 18:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by Op3nMinded 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can believe that.
When Superman needs help, he calls Chuck Norris.
2007-02-26 18:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by supertop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY GOD!! MY GOD!!That was revealed to me in a dream just last night .oh my GOD this could not be a coincidence, It MUST be a Revelation from GOD!!!.This is no longer a theory, Its a Revelation from God Itself, it is now fact ,Chuck Norris must now be made into a saint.
2007-02-26 18:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
*LOL*
I believe that if anybody could possibly be in control of evolution, it would definitely be Chuck Norris.
2007-02-26 18:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha-Ha!
2007-02-26 18:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by silver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was this supposed to be funny?
Ahhhhh.. okay.. tee hee?
lol seriously.. I love chucky.. he's terrific.. but Arnold would've been better ;)
2007-02-26 18:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you go to uncyclopedia?
2007-02-26 18:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋