I was cutting up some vegetables for my stir fry tonight, and the knife slipped and I accidently cut off my leg! My dog picked up my leg in it's mouth and ran off with it! I think he buried my leg! :(
What should I do? My dinner guests will be here in about 20 minutes! Maybe I should order out? :) Any thoughts?
2007-02-26 10:18:15 · 9 answers · asked by Kooties 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You'd find more cheer and a sense of humor in a grave yard!
2007-02-26 10:41:56 · update #1
That's quite a predicament! In regards to the dog, I say an eye for an eye - or in this case, a limb for a limb. Take his but instead of burying it, make a ice breaded leg of fido. The guests will think it's chicken, and since some people are finnicky, don't tell them different! Now the leg - hmmm! Were you wearing a toe ring? If so, you can use a metal detetor to find it. Use fishing twine to sew it back on (stronger than thread) and it should heal nicely. Forget takeout. Only an unresourseful knob would do that. Think of what our ancestors did before takeout. Would they let a little loss of limb stop them? Heck no!!
2007-02-26 11:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by Baby boy arrived March 7th! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one heck of a knife if it chops off your leg? How much do you want for it? You can use the money to buy take out!
2007-02-26 20:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by shininginshadows 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call off your vegetarian friends, with your blood added to the stirfry it won't be considered vegetarian anymore.
2007-02-27 03:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Sheriam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call for take out.
2007-02-26 19:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't see how this event should affect your stir fry!!
2007-02-26 18:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by Moby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
order pizza tape up your poor nub of a leg and call it a night....
2007-02-26 21:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by Shey_Shorrrty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a nap, that fixes everything!
2007-02-26 19:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Patrick: The Existentialist Guru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here you go...*returns leg* ... lol.. my dog and ur dog were playin with it ;) ..MORON. u know wat u can do? u can lie on the floor and wait to die...and maybe your guests will find ur dead body and be smart enough to call for help... or maybe they'll find your dog and kill it too and bury him beside u? i dno?
2007-02-26 18:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You should stop posting stupid questions.
2007-02-26 18:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋