Here's mine. One time, me and my friends went to a costume party. One of us suggested that one of us should dress as Frankenstein. My friend says, "Nah! Frankenstein's too cliche! I wanna dress as someone even scarier than Frankenstein." So he dressed as Hitler. ****! When we got to the party, there were Jews! Damn! Boy--did we get jumped! Stupid Hitler costume!
2007-02-26 09:51:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Here's another stupid thing. I visited my officemate's private resort in the Bahamas. His house is near the resort. When I got to the house, I noticed a line of Encyclopedia Britannica on the shelf. When I picked one out, it wouldn't budge! It was glued! The books were glued to each other, and the books on both ends were glued to the shelf! It was just decoration! Stupid!
2007-02-26 09:54:20 · update #1
Probably the hollywood elite giving itself felatio with its ridiculous awards programs and them telling us to care about the earth and conserve energy blah blah blah....crappola How many of them are we going to see on a bus or public train??? How many of them will give up their lifestyle to conserve? What a bunch of pompus wind bags.
2007-02-26 10:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by evertoldalie 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The stupidest thing I ever did was being really tired with dry eyes. I went to put some eye gel in, and it seemed thicker than usual. I just thought perhaps it was getting old, and pushed it into my eye. Then I did the second eye... after which I noticed that what I had used was not eye lubricant but tooth bleaching gel!
I've never lived that down... particulary the part about the second eye!
BTW after much rinsing under the shower thank god it didn't injure me!
2007-03-03 18:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by endorable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went into the men's restroom at Applebees and wondered why there were urinals in the restroom..soon to realize I was in the wrong restroom. 15 Years ago in college downtown Atlanta, I thought someone stole my car. Got very upset, called police, only to realize I was in the wrong parking deck. Stupidest things happened to me: My husband went to the front of the church to put money in the offering plate and while he was gone a man ran over and asked me out. Also a man came walking into the women's restroom at that same church looking for his daughter (there were a lot of women in that restroom). I have seen more things like that happen in a church than in bars....True stories.
2007-03-03 21:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by mrsfloridalady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My boss whos about 30 years older than me and married got drunk and out of the blue started telling every that I was a big beautiful butterfly and he had been in love with me for two years .My freinds were laughing so hard and I had a hard time looking him in the face the next day.He blamed it on cold medicine. I had a boyfreind and had never thought of him that way.so it was awkward.very awkward.
2007-02-27 01:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by butterflyspy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was in Chicago for a conference, and used the ladies restroom. I was very disgusted at watching a little old lady sitting on a stool handing out paper towels as the women washed their hands - and expecting a tip. UNTIL....... I came out of the stall and went to the sink. As I stood there with my back to her she said to me, "Baby, you got your dress tucked up inside your panties." There I was with my butt hanging out for all the world to see in a Chicago bar! I tipped her $5!
2007-02-27 13:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Heffiner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, today I spoke to the mother of a six year old, that had just got a Pit Bull, now that was really stupid!! Definitely in my top ten!!
2007-02-26 18:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I made the mistake of renting Ulli's Black Dahlia on pay per view. I couldn't get past the first 6 minutes.
2007-02-26 18:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reality TV Shows...all the friggin award shows on TV now....Oscar..grammy..music...
rap..
this world is falling apart and the last thing I need to see are celebrities all decked out in their expensive clothes and jewelry....saying how grateful they are to be winning this award.
2007-03-04 08:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The time my boyfriend and his friend pulled a security camera out of a ceiling at a supermarket.
2007-02-26 18:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by Moon Crystal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I called to ask a question and told the operator, "I have a question" then I paused as another question came to mind and followed up by saying, "well before I ask you a question let me ask you another question"
I asked to ask a question 3 times before even saying what any question was...talk about tongue tied and sounding retarded
2007-03-06 17:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋