Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself
in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
2007-02-26 09:33:46 · 29 answers · asked by Shy Ted 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me chuckle, I will have to remember that it's the first time I've smiled this evening
2007-02-26 09:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by friendofb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tony Blair went to visit a mental hospital and one of the patients asked him who he was.
"i'm the prime minister"
"Don't worry they'll soon cure you of that. When I came here, I thought I was Napoleon"
2007-02-26 17:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Great - made me chuckle...
Not heard a decent joke in a long time, but that's certainly put a smile on my face!
Keep 'em coming!
Ben.
2007-02-26 17:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ben Addy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aha Yes that is funny although a little drawn out and I did wonder where we were gong with the saga
2007-02-26 17:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Miss RoZy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! Brilliant! 10/10
2007-02-26 17:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I thought that was funny
2007-02-26 17:37:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good will try to remember to tell my workmates tom cheers for that
2007-02-26 17:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by sassy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
Have not heard that one
2007-02-26 17:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Okay, I've never heard that one before.
Yes, FUNNY!
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2007-02-26 17:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ya funny
made me laugh .
2007-02-26 18:15:34 · answer #10 · answered by burit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋