For Lexophiles:-(Lovers of Words)
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A will is a dead giveaway
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-26 09:23:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll try...but mister please, can you explain it in a LITTLE more deatil?
2007-02-26 09:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
sure, at present I heard the sound of sleigh bells being jingled on the Salvation military kettle on the front to paintings. The sound of many people paying for up all variety of nutrition for their Christmas feasts! and yule songs floating out of the save stereo audio equipment. And such various purchasers asserting or replying with Merry Christmases to me and mine! Merry Christmas Dizz pricey and all my splendiferous Contacts on Y!A !!! oxoxox :)
2016-12-18 11:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by balcom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Meow! Great ones! The best joke teller ever! 10/10! You get the best joker award! Thank the academy! Ha Ha!
2007-02-26 12:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, loved the one about the debt, very true! haha
2007-02-26 09:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by kelly anhel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love them. Bought a smile to my face
2007-02-26 09:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been into word games since I was a child.
Languages amaze me.
2007-02-26 11:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super... excellent play on words... cheers
2007-02-26 09:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL love 'em. very funny. gimme some more of those!
P.S. Jokes don't always have to be dirty to be funny.
2007-02-26 10:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Danswela ☆☆☆☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism, was he repossessed?
2007-02-26 09:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it
2007-02-26 09:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love them, thank you (will keep me in texts to my dad for ages & he'll think i thought of them!)
xxx
2007-02-26 09:27:55 · answer #11 · answered by aria 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋