Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
2007-02-26 08:39:35 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a good one. I'm gonna tell all my friends tomorrow. ;)
Spread the happy :)
2007-02-26 08:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. Heres a better joke with the same characters:
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." So the bear wiped his *** with the rabbit.
2007-02-26 08:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Scott 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey I don't know about others but it was pretty funny to me. On a scale from 1 - 5 I give it a 4.5!! YEAH
2007-02-26 08:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by Alawintaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! It is really funny.
Sure thing there buddy down below. I just happened to answer first, I did think the joke was very funny.
2007-02-26 08:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha poor Mr Bear lol.
2007-02-26 08:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by no1shylass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute! I knew that rabbit was up to something!
2007-02-26 08:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person at the top didnt read it hes just trying to get best answer
2007-02-26 08:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by john c 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...That rabbit reminds me of Bra Anancy in the Anancy Stories...Very cunning.
2007-02-26 08:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top darts, made me laugh! Cheers
2007-02-26 08:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by The Original Highbury Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man i thought that the joke was pretty funny.
2007-02-26 08:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by shorty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋