ive had a really bad day...can you guys help me cheer up?
2007-02-26 08:21:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Go to a strip club, they will cheer you up.
2007-02-26 08:24:49 · answer #1 · answered by Pedro Sanchez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in simple terms analyzing those solutions are going to offer me a nightmare thinking of if those musicians shaped a band. Worst Vocalist: Chad Kroeger Worst Drummer: Meg White (even however I do like the White Stripes) Worst Bassist: Nikki Sixx Worst Guitarist: Herman Lee
2016-10-02 01:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by mechem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ham sandwich walks into a bar orders a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry buddy, we don't serve food."
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
Koala bear walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful woman. He's making conversation, when suddenly she says she's a prostitiute asks if he'd like to go upstairs for some oral s@x. The koala bear says, sure, and they go upstairs to an empty room. The koala bear goes downtown on her and when she finishes, the koala bear gets up and starts to walk out of the room. The woman says, "whoa! wait a second.... where's my money?"
"what?" says the koala bear.
"My money? I'm a prostitute for crying out loud." She said.
"I don't know what that is," says the bear.
"Here - look in this dictionary - that'll clue you in."
So, the bear looks in the dictionary and sees "Prostitute (n): woman who has s@x for money." He says "Oh, I see.... but, you should have known I wouldn't pay, since I'm a Koala Bear."
"What? Let me see that dictionary!" And she looks up koala bear in the dicitonary, and reads, "Koala Bear: Small furry animal that eats bushes and leaves."
2007-02-26 08:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so why was your day bad ?? Did your special guy friend dump you ?? hahahaha....
anyways dude life sucks you should know this by now and its not fair. It could be worse..I just asked this girl I like out and she told me she was kinda seeing someone. So I'm kinda down too.. but life moves on right!!!!....
2007-02-26 08:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im srry baby...if it helps i think your avatar is cute. Ive also got a joke...
Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking
2007-02-26 08:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by shayrae10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on Yahoo. Change your avatar. Put him in some cool clothes at the beach.
2007-02-26 08:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♣Hey jude♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u old enough to drink? JK, cheer up everyone has em
2007-02-26 08:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by John H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't you be a grumpy when the world gets bumpy just SMILE SMILE SMILE and be happy! :)
this would you cheer you up if you saw me sing and dance too it. haha
2007-02-26 08:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can be sad because roses have thorns,or be HAPPY because thorns have ROSES!!! and if that didnt help try watching the minute hand of your clock and just for that minute think of something you like or you thought of as funny and youll smile thinking of it if only for a minute!
2007-02-26 08:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by bsrccandcompany 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy birthday!!!
There, did that help? :)
No, but really, smile and pretend it's OK... Maybe soon you'll feel better just because you're pretending it's better.
*smile* (you'll make someone's day)
God bless!
2007-02-26 08:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Cliff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋