This elderly mother Superior belongs to Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfort during her last journey and gave her warm milk to drink but she refused to drink.
Seeing it one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the last Christmas, she opened and poured a good amount into the warm milk.
Reaching back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and within no time she drunk the whole glass of milk.
The nuns around asked her with respect, "Mother,please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, "Never sell that cow”.
2007-02-26 07:48:00 · 39 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
100-proof humor. :P
2007-03-05 05:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by Brendan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10
2007-03-04 05:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by Bhav 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-02-26 08:02:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy to dance to. I give it a Ten? LOL :)
Here's one to share
Sorry to all my Blonde friends, I just couldn't resist.
Puget Sounders should get a hoot out of this. ; )
A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into Puget Sound.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the
pier crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Listen, you've got a lot to live
for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you
away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.
"Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added with a
wink, "I'll make you happy, and you can make me happy."
The blonde nodded "yes" through her tears. After all, what did she
have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat,
along with blankets and food. From then on, every night he brought her
sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and they would make mad,
passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
by the Captain.
"What in the heck are you doing here?" the Captain demanded
angrily.
I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
get free food and a trip to Europe. Meanwhile (she says coyly) he's taking
advantage of me so to speak (wink, wink)."
"He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said, "This is the Bremerton
ferry."
2007-03-06 04:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by areyoukidding 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT!! LOVE IT!! I guess the mother was just dying of unhappiness and ounce she had some wonderful milk she came back to life. Now wouldn't it be great to actually have a gifted cow. LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-26 08:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful buddy
i will rate it as 9/10
one gone for ending
it should be such a statement which inspires nuns to drink milk and should not say"not to sell the cow "
bcoz it might happen that they start worshipping it not drink milk at all
i have shared my wisdom
2007-02-26 20:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by i am your friend 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6/10... didn't understand it right away, mabe you should word it differently because it almost seemed like the cow part came out of no where. maybe you should make the cow appear earlier in the joke
2007-03-06 06:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Loved it! 10/10
2007-03-04 11:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it...10/10
2007-03-02 15:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by Valkyrie of Lor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just changed my mind about a chocolate milk cow being the coolest.
2007-03-06 04:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool buddy
Yaar tere liye to 110/10 .
If you come in business Khushwant Singh ki vaat lag jaayegi maamu .
Lage rahooooooo pd bhai
2007-02-26 14:05:49 · answer #11 · answered by coolbhanu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋