tell me if you've heard this before...
(person 1), "Pete and Repeat walked into a room. Pete walked out. Who was left?"
(person 2), "Repeat."
(person 1), "Pete and Repeat walked into a room. Pete walked out. Who was left?"
(person 2), "Repeat."
and so on....
i'm bored. who's got good jokes they can tell?
2007-02-26 07:33:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg haven't heard that in a while.... still funny
2007-02-26 08:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that....do you know the one about Pete and Repeat in a boat and Pete fell in, WHO was left? Repeat
2007-02-26 15:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a good blonde joke, there was this blonde and she was going to l.a on a plane and she bought a second class ticket and when she got on the plane she sat down in the first class seat and a flight attendant came by and asked her to move and she responded, I am blonde, beautiful and I'm going to l.a and she refused to give up her seat, so then another attendant came by and said you are sitting in another person's seat please move and she said I'm blonde beautiful and I'm going to l.a and refused to give up her seat, so now everyone is upset and they got the pilot out there he walked into first class and came out with the blonde and the blonde went and sat in her seat and the attendants both asked what did you say and the pilot responded, i told her that first class wasn't going to l.a!!!!!!!! and yes I've heard that joke it is sooooo old lol
2007-02-26 15:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by scott_pinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Molly Murphy is at home, making dinner, as usual, when Paddy arrives at her door. "May I come in?" he asks, "I've got somethin' to tell ye."
"Of course, you can," she says, "you're always welcome. But...where's me husband?"
"I'm afraid there's been an accident down at the Brewery," says Paddy. "Yer husband, Micky drowned when he fell into a vat of stout. I'm afraid he's dead and gone!"
"Oh Dear Lord!" she cries. "You must tell me the truth now, Paddy...did he at least, go quickly?"
"Well," says Paddy, "no. In fact he got out three times to take a pee!"
2007-02-26 15:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before
2007-02-26 15:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the repeat laugh....... good ....
2007-02-26 15:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf wtf wtf wtf???????????????
2007-02-26 15:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋