Who said men don't have a sensitive side?
A woman meets a good looking guy in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,especially one that is so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him....they kiss....and then rip each other's clothes off and make mad passionate love.
After a night of passion with this sensitive guy,as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,"Well, how was it?"
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf"
2007-02-26 07:26:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What was he a carnival worker?
2007-02-26 07:29:57 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow I'm surprised he didn't say.
Now let me guess you age, weight, or real hair color, and if i get it wrong you get a prize of any size.
That was cute though, but it must mean he just restocked or he doesn't get many players. hehe
2007-02-26 07:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was the best ive heard in a long time.
2007-02-26 07:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I liked it , never saw the punchline coming. They're the best.
2007-02-26 08:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good to have you back. (You both better)?
Roger I loved it,
10/10 an` a *
Tink x
2007-02-26 07:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...very cute
2007-02-26 07:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that is the weirdest joke I've ever read on this site
2007-02-26 07:48:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it made me smile, which is more than any other 'joke' on here has done.
2007-02-26 07:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by truth_and_time_tells_all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it still chuckling now
2007-02-26 07:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! ☺
2007-02-26 07:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋