My boyfriend went into Victoria’s Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for me for Valentine’s Day. He said they showed him all kinds of sheer lingerie ranging from $250 to $500 in price.
Well, he bought the sheerest item, paid the $500 and brought it home to give to me.
So he gave it to me and asked me to go upstairs and try it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, I’m thinking, “I have an idea; it’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.”
So I came out naked standing on the balcony and struck a pose.
My boyfriend said, “Good Lord! You’d think that for $500, they’d at least iron it!”
2007-02-26 07:09:39 · 20 answers · asked by K-E-G 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That's cute! I think I heard something similar before too but Mr Ron C. know-it-all is in a band? Do you think their name is The Copyright Cops? LMFAO!!!
2007-02-26 12:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by Alyssa™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty f'd up if your telling the truth if that was a joke that was f'ing hilarous. From your picture I'm guessing that isn't you with the thong hanging out. Next time you see him naked tell him "I at least thought you'd take a shower first". Or something like that.
2007-02-26 15:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time try posting a real question instead of using a really old joke ..i play in a band and we tell that joke all the time on stage to get the people laughing so try again and next time try to be original.."An old man buys his wife of 50 years a new nighty and askes her to go try it on...she goes up stairs to put it on but can't get it open so she comes back down the stairs naked to get the siccors..her husband looks up at her and says sheesh for what i paid for that thing you'd think they would atleast iron it"...
funny joke when told right..
2007-02-26 15:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by rcbrokebones 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Aww he sounds really funny. Keep him! Not many guys would spend $500 on their girlfriend. You're a lucky woman!
2007-02-26 15:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lily 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he just has bad eyes..... Give the guy a break he paid $500 for your gift.
2007-02-26 15:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, don't dump him because he jokes... He just sounds like he's a kidder. Plus, it sounds like he's already seen you naked and then went and spent 5 bills on something for you, even though the gift was for his eyes... He bought you something shear knowing you're thick, he likes it.
2007-02-26 15:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by mgray1981 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD TODAY!!!
QUESTION-ARE YOU DATING LARRY THE CABLE GUY?
I THINK YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A RIOT!!!!
LAUGH IT OFF-IF HE DID. SOUNDS LIKE A CRAZY GUY.
BUT HE MUST BE PRETTY DARN GOOD TO SPEND $500 BUCKS AT VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH FRIEND! I don't think he was telling you that. I like him personally. LAUGH IT OFF!!AND MAKE LOVE NOT WAR.
2007-02-26 15:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, I am not sure if that picture is really your body and or not can you email me your picture it is greenbaypackers1920@yahoo.com and so I can comment on that for you... and I rather see you naked than paying 500 dollars... and I love to see it nothing on you... that sure really flew me away... smiling
2007-02-26 15:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by greenbaypackers1920 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go home and ride him for $500 , and get every dime from him !
F--k him like theres no tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-26 18:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by jeep rider 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
don't be so fast, some women look good with some extra pound, not that I know you, but don't rush for diets.
2007-02-27 01:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by hih 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋