You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
2007-02-26 06:45:57 · 37 answers · asked by Athene1710 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LLLOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
that was good!
2007-02-26 06:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've known that one since the mid-80's
What did the tie say to the hat?
-You go on a head, I'll hang around"
2007-02-26 06:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old heard it before. This joke's better:Place your bet, joke anyone?
”The Horses are at the Starting gate”
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
”And away they go!…”
”Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs, Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.”
In the back stretch:
”It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.”
Around the final turn:
”Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.”
At The Finish:
”It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat.”
“It’s Big Dick!”
“Big Dick!”
“Oh wait, Passionate Lady is coming!”
“Passionate Lady is coming!”
“But Big Dick comes through with one final sprint and …wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.”
”The winner, Big Dick by a head.”
“Clean Sheets never had a chance!”
2007-03-02 00:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And the hat said to the bra
"mmmmmmmmmm"
That's all it could say - because hats haven't got a mouth, you see!
2007-02-26 06:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bra vo! i like t hat!
2007-02-26 06:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hats off" to a very funny joke!
2007-02-26 08:04:16 · answer #6 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iff I can tuck underneath you I can keep those ears warm.
2007-02-26 06:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by android200002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by go on a head i suppose you mean go on a persons head right
2007-02-26 07:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by scott_pinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breast gag I've heard in a while x
2007-02-26 06:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kate J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one the kids'll love!!!
Thanks!
2007-02-26 08:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...clever!
2007-02-26 06:49:00 · answer #11 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋