My new g/f, Torrqweezy, says I'm a weirdo. She said my actions are normal.....here's a normal night and an honest question. What do you think?
Anyway...Dr Phil was doing the normal friday night thing....picked up three midget hookers, a donkey and 5 gallons of puddin. Dr Phil loves the midget hookers b/c you can throw them out of the limo window when you're done and try to hit trashcans!! Oh ya!
So anywho... Dr Phil was ploppn puddin on Phil Jr, he noticed it was bent to the side pretty badly. It was so bad...Phil Jr kept poking Midget Margaret in the cheek and she was sitting next to the good doctor.
I've been gettin a lot of handy's from tranny one legged chicks at the bus stops and was wondering if this could have caused the problem? They kind of lean to one side and I think Jr gets pulled in the process.
Dr Phil is little self conscious about it...so please let me know if you have any solutions.
Dr Phil out.
2007-02-26 06:42:55 · 5 answers · asked by Dr Phil 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
u can't love people in slices
u have to accept the whole person
2007-02-26 06:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel your pain doc! It's just like when I go to my boy friends house for dinner and his dad is always making me blow him when my bf is gone & telling me stuff like now your gonna get it, and your a dirty little wh*re......pretty good stuff.....Anyway, what was your question again?
Peace, err Piece...Whatever!
2007-02-26 16:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Karen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are VERY bored and should come up with some better comedy if you are going to try it out here
be cool...
2007-02-26 14:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by CC Babydoll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10 on the funny scale.
please dont do this again its not worth your time to write, or ours to read.
you fail good sir, go home.
2007-02-26 14:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by crymsyneyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds to me that the doc has game. can i play? lol
tough crowd today!
2007-02-26 16:16:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋