A young man parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding away.
More than a little distraught the man grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions the man starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll never be the same again!"
After the man finally finishes his rant the policeman shakes his head in disgust, "I can't believe how bloody materialistic young people are these days," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the man.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"
The man looks down in absolute horror, "I don’t believe this," he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"
2007-02-26 06:39:07 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Cowboy, you always have the cure for a bad day!!! Good show.
2007-02-26 07:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I accept as true with those who cite the mass media as a large reason. one of those huge quantity of human beings in u.s. are in simple terms spoiled customers, seduced by thousands of commercials we view each day. we are led to encompass ourselves with all kinds of stuff with the intention to "sense reliable". and definitely the commercials lead us to trust we ought to replace our stuff each so regularly with more recent products. My clothing extra regularly than not come from the Goodwill; my books (that are my huge issues) are from the library. The undesirable are continually with us, yet our senseless ingesting ( which will be an habit) distracts us from giving them more suitable than a passing idea. The manufacturers, shops, etc take the money and run and we are left conserving the bag--which in reality is empty.
2016-12-04 23:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by anuj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before... I like seeing new jokes and riddles, not ones that have been posted here before...
2007-02-26 07:09:37 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha finally a funny joke. that was a good one
*high five*
2007-02-26 07:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe that's why the man was screaming hysterically!
2007-02-26 08:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by CHARLIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one cowboy it is true isnt it 10/10
2007-02-26 07:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES and that's a very good one!!!
2007-02-26 06:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by girly_gurl2215 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Funny x
2007-02-26 06:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-02-26 06:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by babydruz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-26 13:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋