Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Friends are like bras: Close to your heart and there for support.
Janeane Garofalo: I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of
things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut
my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Mae West: I speak 2 languages, Body and English.
Chauncey Depew: Apessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An
optimist is one who hopes they are.
There are three kinds of people - Those who can count and those who
can't.
Walter Matthau: My doctor gave me 6 months to live, but when I
couldn't pay the bill he gave me another 6 months more.
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in
front of the computer.
So, take note my frens... hehehe... n i hope ur'll had a gd laugh out
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