My cat is evil. He must be stopped. He attacks for fun and hates all other animals. I think he is plotting my demise right now. So should I look for a good exorcist....and are there pet exorcists?.....or should I just sleep with one eye open, or possibly swear my allegiance and be his lowly peon if he will just spare me the brutal attacks? Oh god here he comes...
2007-02-26 06:21:21 · 10 answers · asked by CalamityJane 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
I know who you are "Ms. S" or should I say SATAN!!. Listen here , you will not distract me from my quest to rid my cat of the evil within him with all your logical talk of prozac and health problems! Now that I know my cat is directly in league with you and that you are helping to plot my demise, I am stepping up the Holy Water treatments and am going to buy a crucifix or five for the house. I'm ready for you EVIL ONE!
2007-02-26 08:18:00 · update #1
Ah I must laugh to keep from crying, for those of you who saw this for the joke out of boredom it was, good for you. Now, for those of you who must take everything seriously *cough* sadmariedied *cough* I pity you.
2007-02-26 09:58:54 · update #2
And exorcist would not help, no. ;)
You should discuss this with your vet first - there might be a health problem involved. Some cats need the cat equivalent of Prozac to control their aggression issues. and sometimes a cat is just aggressive because there's something wrong with them that makes them be permanently in pain - that'd make anyone angry.
Another possibility (if there are no physical issues) is a cat behaviorist. They can observe you and the cat, work out what the reasons for his issues are, and show you how to work on them.
2007-02-26 06:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some holy water.... a crucifix and an old priest (he should know what to do).....
Don't forget to say "The power of Christ compels you"
LOL just some good tips from the Exorcist
2007-02-26 06:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by Somanyquestions,solittletime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense i think u need help more than the cat either that cat has distemperment or needs behavioral meds u need to get a good vet
2007-02-26 09:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cat must be sacrificed... on holy land with seven sacred daggers... do this... it is the only way to stop the evil within...
2007-02-26 07:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by MonkeyKing669 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get a giant dog to scare your cat and get him back in order!
Or a squirt bottle, or slather him with icing! That worked on my cat!
2007-02-26 07:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Reserved 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Must be a black cat XD. (Not too be racist against the color)
2007-02-26 06:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by b c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool..i was thinking bout KILLING the cat..but an exorcism works too.. anyway this is what i call FUN..:)
2007-02-26 06:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Zbenguici 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol have fun! you got a crazy one on your hands
2007-02-26 06:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ALL C*TS are EBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooops. Sorry. My Pembroke welsh corgi took over my computer there for a moment.
2007-02-26 06:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by yossk1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wring his neck
2007-02-26 06:29:05 · answer #10 · answered by Newtron 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋