When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex ?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
2007-02-26 06:14:50 · 12 answers · asked by K-E-G 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If you play Cheetah, I'll slip you my banana. UNGAWAA!
2007-02-26 06:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by SEAHAWKS P.O.ED 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-02-26 06:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know them d@mn squirrels always trying to get a nut so you really can't blame Tarzan. You do have to remember with us guys we still follow the monkey see, the monkey do. Besides I bet Jane never went around after that wanting to know how it would feel to have a foot in her.
2007-02-26 06:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan Said nice A $ $ !
He go get him some !
2007-02-26 10:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by jeep rider 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take the lessons from him if you play jane.
2007-02-26 06:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah I want to really take lessons from a guy that doesnt take showers
2007-02-26 06:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by sackman95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uga buga, anything it take if the woman is worth it.
2007-02-26 17:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by hih 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but i would let Jane swing from my "vine".
2007-02-26 06:18:37 · answer #8 · answered by Harry Taco 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would do whatever it takes to get a piece of your @ss
2007-02-26 06:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by PrimEvil 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's the best one I have heard in years, I'm still laughing...
2007-02-26 06:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by bossfemale 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋