2007-02-26 06:02:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i would say i cant beileve that i stayed with you after i saw what a small dick you had maybe i just stayed with you because i was trying to prove the rumors that you were gay werent true well i guess the truth is you are gay sorry good luck fag
2007-02-26 06:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mark R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I would ever do this, but, i had a friend once who texted her sleazy boyfriend the following message: I just got a phone call from my doctor and my aids test came back postive. His number is 555-1212. You will need to call his office to set up an appointment for yourself. Here's another one: I remember the first time I met you. I was standing next to you, and I couldn't believe how bad your breath was the first time I stood next to you.
Little did I know that was only the beginning. That one time at your house when we were making out. I literally had to run to the restroom to keep from gagging. And, when we had sex, I couldn't believe how disappointed I was when I saw the size of your package. Gee, hope that helps. However, don't do it. It's not worth the effort.
2007-02-26 14:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ur parental gaurdian who happens to be a femal..... Aka Yo mama
2007-02-26 17:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Theoretically Speaking 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off,if you do this youll be a ***** for life lol.
but ill help you out anyways.
"you were the worst kisser ever. your nose got into the way.your wayyy too small for me. ive been cheating on you with a younger guy, im better off with him. ive been cheating on you with an older guy. he says im the sexiest girl out there. ive had a one night stand. you smell bad. your such a pusssy and a ********.:]"
2007-02-26 14:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you should just let it be. Don't be mean just leave him alone and don't stoop to a low level. How old are you? Seriously believe in karma.
2007-02-26 14:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by BooBear345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i faked it for the last 3 years, and all those times i said ur dick was big..it was cuz it was the first dick ive ever seen, i take it back now"
LOL- that was YEARS ago in highschool.. i wouldnt say something like that anymore =]
2007-02-26 14:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by jeannes85 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The only reason I moaned during sex is because I was thinking of my other man's big d***
2007-02-26 14:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by tallyluver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I heard "name of last girl he banged after you" has aids, have you been tested? I got tested after hearing and I'm negative." You may be at risk.
2007-02-26 14:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey peanut ! Have you ever seen yours in a mirror?
2007-02-26 14:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by SaraYeee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My new boyfriend is soooo much better in bed than you! I was tired of faking all those orgasms!
2007-02-26 14:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by DEENIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋