If a Rabbi says he is kosher can I eat him?
2007-02-26 05:30:41 · 5 answers · asked by Fastdog 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL, my friend agrues this and everytime I tell him humans aren't kosher!
2007-02-26 05:41:37 · update #1
According to rabbinic traditions, the rabbi is not kosher meat until he has been slaughtered per standard practice.
The correct knife must be used, inspected beforehand by a rabbi for rough edges. The process involves a single cut that severs both arteries and the windpipe. If you have to make a second cut, the meat is rejected as being the result of cruel preperation.
(I think you can only say this if you're Jewish. If you're a Gentile, blond fair-skinned and balding Aryan like me, he might take it the wrong way.)
2007-02-26 05:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because if you eat him, then leviticus 20:13 kicks in.
Oh... you meant 'consume, devour, ingest'. Hm. No, he'd be wrong, humans aren't kosher. Humans keep kosher (at least, the ones who do).
2007-02-26 13:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does he part the hoof and chew the cud? Or perhaps he has fins and scales? And if it's Pesach, he can't have athlete's foot or jock itch (chometz), or have fermented in any way.
2007-02-26 13:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, no
2007-02-26 13:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Fefe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if your Jewish...
:)
2007-02-26 13:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by silverleaf90210 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋