A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that ........ on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!
2007-02-26 04:55:16 · 23 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kizzy that`s one of the funniest jokes I`ve heard in a long time!!!
10/10 an` a * 4 U
Tink x
2007-02-26 06:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked my cat and he said drive a little ways and make a left and then a right go past the bridge make a left then a right and a few more miles and you're home free.
2007-02-26 05:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-26 05:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-02-26 05:11:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Sounds like he had nothing but the dog in him
Why must it be like that, stop chasing the cat.
2007-02-26 05:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somewhat a snigger. To nit-%. nevertheless: "Why do no longer cats play poker interior the jungle? Too many cheetahs. " Cheetahs have a tendency to stay in grasslands and savannahs greater advantageous than jungles.
2016-09-29 22:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no that funny, but hey! who cares! Just proves cats are smart!
2007-02-26 05:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT WAS SUPER CAT NO THAT WAS TED SKATE BOARD, BUS 10/10
2007-02-26 08:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-26 05:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2007-02-26 04:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by SodaLicious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋