They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you
have to answer, in front of others, what's wrong and sometimes it is
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the
way
this old guy handled it:
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
the desk. The receptionist said, ?Yes sir; what are you seeing the
Doctor For today??
?There's something wrong with my dixk,? he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ?You shouldn't come into
a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."
?Why not?? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,? he said.
2007-02-26 04:43:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The receptionist replied, ?Sir, now you've caused some embarrassment
in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong
with your ear, or something, and discussed the problem further with
the
doctor, in private.
The man replied, ?You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.?
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ?Yes???
?There's something wrong with my ear,? he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. ?And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??
?I can't piss out of it,? he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Don?t mess with seniors.
2007-02-26 04:45:26 · update #1
Loved it, posted it the other day ;)
10/10 to ya and thanks for waiting for me P.C.
An a * 4 ya.
Tink xx
2007-03-01 19:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 09:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by nelems 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're darn right don't mess with seniors.we've lived long enough not to have to pull any punches.life for us seniors gets shorter by the second.we're going to get to the point,no matter how long it takes us.Great joke,I loved it.you get 10/10,from me.
2007-02-26 04:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by blueeyedbigmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny story. I'll have to keep that in mind.
sf
2007-02-26 05:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Lone Ranger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud.
2007-02-26 04:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You cracked me up! And yeah oldies are dangerous.. I love them. God bless them all!
2007-02-26 05:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
stop before i burst!
2007-02-26 14:31:33 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good $h!t
2007-02-26 07:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
2007-02-26 07:08:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-02-26 05:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by JenniT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋