The Mooninites have taken over Boston and they have their sights set on the world. Can Jesus stop the Mooninites from world domination or is the quad lazer too much for Jesus?
2007-02-26 03:01:34 · 4 answers · asked by Mr. X 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. Because Jesus is only 4 dimensional, and the Mooninites have 23 dimensions. They are far superior to Christ.
Now I order you to seize all pennies in the name of Ur.
2007-02-26 03:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a disingenuous question! A good way to find out would be to adjust your thinking on why Jesus came. Read the New Testament. Your attitude is not attractive.
2007-02-26 03:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by Cheryl Durham, Ph.D. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus was planning on it, but when they kidnapped Shake, he realized that they were actually helping mankind. Or at least helping Carl
2007-02-26 03:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would he want to? He already knows that human governments will one day turn and destroy all religion, so he just has to wait.
2007-02-26 03:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋