2007-02-26 02:44:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
If there were a prison for lame puns, you'd be on death row.
2007-02-26 02:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jonny 41 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In the old days, if you rob a place with a toy gun, that was considered simple robbery, because the guns wasn't real. In the last few decades, laws have changed to stipulate that if you give the impression that you are armed, with a real, or toy gun, this is in fact armed robbery. In the situation you described, The would be foolish to charge you with carrying a concealed weapon, but I would not totally discount that possibility with the insanity of how some laws are written.
2007-02-26 11:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by WC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The prosecution would be sort of shaky. But to be on the safe side, laying a little lettuce in the right places will make everything alright.
(It's amazing -- reviewing the answers above -- how many folks just don't get the fact that it's a joke. It's a JOKE, people!) ;)
2007-02-26 11:01:56 · answer #3 · answered by Georgia Fella 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you were in prison you would not have access to the Internet. Stop wasting our time.
2007-02-26 11:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by Erica, AKA Stretch 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, the charges wouldn't jell.
2007-02-26 10:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by ThinkaboutThis 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only if you try and cram it in your butt???? But other than that , you should be ok,,but make sure the bullets you also make fit the gun.
2007-02-26 10:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, guess you'll have to HOOF it... You do know that's where it comes from, right?
2007-02-27 02:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and they'll put you in quick drying concrete.
It's what they do with hardened criminals.
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2007-02-26 10:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely. Just don't try to wiggle out of it.
2007-02-26 10:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are just milking it.
2007-02-26 10:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by Bayou Brigadier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋