Suzie was standing over her husbands deathbed, andas she held his hand her warm tears ran down her cheeks and splashed onto her sleeping husbands face. Her tears awakened him.
"My darling Suzie " he began. "Hush my love" she said. "Ssssh..., go back to sleep dear "
But he was insistent."Suzie" he said in his frail, tired voice. "I must talk, I must confess something to you" "Theres nothing to confess" said the weeping Suzie "It's ok. Everythings ok. Get some rest now. "
"No no, I must die in peace my Suzie. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother." The heartbroken Suzie mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. " hush
now Jimmy, dont torment yourself. I know all about it" she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
2007-02-26 02:35:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
~~~SWEET REVENGE~~~~NICE ONE!!!
2007-02-26 02:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny hahahahahahaha
2007-02-26 03:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by creams60 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's kind of funny prolly could have been told better
2007-02-26 02:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah
2007-02-26 03:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny!!
2007-02-26 03:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by Al 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love all of your jokes. you get another star!
2007-02-26 03:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee funny!!
2007-02-26 02:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by liz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but old!
2007-02-26 02:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my god
she is good!
2007-02-26 14:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok... It's getting there...
2007-02-26 02:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol....cute
2007-02-26 02:39:35 · answer #11 · answered by Kris 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋