Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start
Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like I'm living in a dorm
Before - Roses $60/doz.
After - Roses $1.50/stem
Before - Turbocharged
After - Jumpstart
Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl
Before - Feathers and handcuffs
After - Ball and chain
Before - I love a woman with curves
After - I never said you were fat
Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still
After - This relationship is going nowhere
Before - You look so seductive in black
After - Your clothes are so depressing
2007-02-26 02:22:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
Before - Passion
After - Ration
Before - Once upon a time
After - The end
2007-02-26 02:23:19 · update #1
~~~VERY MUCH TRUE~~~~10/10 AND A STAR
2007-02-26 02:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny, but i guess its just what you have to live with when you get married! =)
2007-02-26 10:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by Emma Chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is someone not liking marriage life aawwwwwwwww
2007-02-26 10:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SO HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED CHRIS????? LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT IT PRETTY WELL FIGURED OUT.
2007-02-26 10:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh huh, uh huh.. I like I like.....yet it's so true!
2007-02-26 10:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snort* I'm not offended 'cuz i'm not married. i enjoyed those! keep 'em coming!
2007-02-26 18:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by Danswela ☆☆☆☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute! another star for you!
2007-02-26 11:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! very funny
2007-02-26 11:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. that rocks.
2007-02-26 10:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by parismcintyre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!
2007-02-26 11:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋