well, if you are bald.. dump her before she dumps you.
2007-02-26 02:26:54
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answered by Anonymous
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I am sorry............... it makes me laugh the scrapes some people get into. If I were you and if things get more serious than watching a dvd and eating food, I would get into the groove and if the young lady picks up on it, make light of it. Say you fancied a change or something. If you make light of it she might not even realise she said she hated bald men. Go dude!
2007-02-26 10:55:33
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answered by Anonymous
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lol well try your very hardest not to try it on with her if you think she will dump you 4 it,if she does she isn't really worth the DVD an the meal you are gonna have together.it shouldn't take to long 4 it to grow back so chill out an be patient,on the other hand how long ago did u break up with the other girl coz it should of grown back by now if u took some time out to get over her.obviously u haven't ha ha you dirty dog ha ha
2007-02-26 10:47:17
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answered by sarah t 2
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Well if she is coming round to watch and dvd and have a meal it doesnt necessarily mean you are going to have sex does it? If she likes you then it wont matter whether you are bald or not. If you are really worried, then you will have to put off having sex with her until it grows back. It wont hurt not to have sex with her straight away, she may really respect that!
2007-02-26 10:27:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, if she's meaning that she hated men who shave their "pubes" then your only avenue for rebuttal would be to say this.......
"I have to warn you.....I recentlt shaved my pubes off. BUT, not because I really wanted to, I just wanted to make my ex happy. She told me she wanted me to shave and so I told her I'd do it just once, to make her happy....I promise it will grow back "
That way, she knows you don't really want to be bald, and she also knows that you are eager to please your woman in unconventional ways......both are good things when starting a new romance.
Good Luck Dude......
oh, and BTW....Beeeee careful. Jumping in the sack can have ramifications both pysically and emotionally if you aren't ready or in the right place in life.
2007-02-26 10:30:34
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answered by brookebjpl 3
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How bout you actually watch the DVD and eat the food..
Ofc if ud rather just get dirrrty, then short of glueing a wig down there u not got much choice huh. You could always tell her u had pubic lice and had to shave.. then she def wont come near you lol.
2007-02-26 10:28:44
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answered by kitiara2009 2
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titty_lee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what can I say................ you star your own questions, but they are SO FUNNY and I mean that.
So you are not serious, judging by your other questions ...........................
So you could
1. Buy a wig and super glue it above your balz
2. Go to a farm at night, get hold of a goat, cut off its beard (DON'T HARM THE GOAT) and paste the beard above your balz
3. Pluck a chicken and stick the feathers over there.
I like the last option. When she sees it she will either die laughing, or she will be tickled to death !!!!!
GO FOR IT.
I liked your question SOOOOOOOOOOOO much, I am giving you a star !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck, let me know how it goes. You deserve an Oscar !!!!!
2007-02-26 15:56:34
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answered by JohnRG 2
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Tell her your mates shaved you when you were pissed one night or leave the s h a g g i n g for another time, Don't start scratching in front of her cuz she'll think its crabs or something :)and she'll defo be put off
2007-02-26 11:04:36
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answered by ANNE G 2
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tell her that she got you bald pubes, so tell her to F U C K
off and piss in her own face. she goin to do something bad to you so dump her quickly
2007-02-26 10:33:50
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answered by emilia a 1
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i prefer it tidy and shaved, imsure she meant bald on the head, if not, just don't let her go down on you and keep the light off, keep her entertained and pleasure her
2007-02-26 11:21:30
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answered by pinklinz@btinternet.com 2
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well dont make a move on her that night.
make her have such a great night that she'll want to do it again- for all you know she wont want to have sex that night anyway.
just keep going on dates until it grows back
2007-02-26 10:27:03
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answered by Anonymous
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