Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation.
"Father!" she cried, "Just WAIT until you hear this!"
The priest led the sister to a chair and said, "Now, just calm down and tell me what has you so excited!"
"Well, Father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel, and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!"
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But, that's not what has me so excited, father" replied the nun, "It was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!"
"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do?"
"Well, I hit the CEILING, father."
"How much did you win?"
2007-02-26 02:11:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops sorry PILLOWS only been up 1/2 hour work nights give us a chance
2007-02-26 03:04:36 · update #1
yes that was very funny !!
2007-02-26 03:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny cos when it said hit the ceiling i thought it meant shed urinated to the ceiling, so the twist at the end wasnt a twist. probly same for other ppl
2007-02-26 10:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by ribenacreep1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If sister mary wasn't a man how could she hit the roof??
2007-02-26 12:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very poor indeed. take the how much did you win line out and it wouldve been much beter
2007-02-26 10:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol good 1
2007-02-26 12:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by x yasmine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha funny joke
2007-02-26 10:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry - in my opinion this is not that funny. Its a bit childish...
2007-02-26 10:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well done - I haven't heard that one before.
lol
2007-02-26 10:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sister mary sooooooooo not funny
2007-02-26 10:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Punny. Very punny.
2007-02-26 10:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by Who Knew? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋