Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother."
I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to under- stand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers.
"How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?"
"Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's date."
2007-02-26 02:09:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOWT WRONG WITH THAT CHRIS 10/10
2007-02-26 08:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
LOL
2007-02-27 16:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second but was quite funny. the mother bits rubbish
2007-02-26 10:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by ribenacreep1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee good one 7/10
2007-02-26 12:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by x yasmine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre on a roll. another star for you.
2007-02-26 11:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not even a smile.
2007-02-26 10:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tumbleweed
2007-02-26 10:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
made me laugh.
2007-02-26 10:13:52 · answer #8 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~~SORTA FUNNY~~~ BUT CUTE~~~
2007-02-26 10:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:)
2007-02-27 08:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋