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I don't know, but whatever he's using, he should change to T-Mobile. God sure does seem to mumble a lot.

2007-02-26 02:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The nice thing is that Christians are given an unlimited long distance calling plan paid for by the Blood of Jesus Christ. With that, we have a means of communion with God.

However, as to Pat Robertson, all I can tell you is that to have God hear our prayers, we have to remove things that put barriers between us and God. Whether Pat Robertson has done this or not, only God can judge.

2007-02-26 10:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0 0

If Pat really is talking to God, God sure likes to mess with him. That whole run for President thing was hilarious. I bet Pat was drive back after election night mumbling about how God made him look like an idiot.

2007-02-26 10:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, he's got a special red phone that he just picks up and Bingo! There's God, ready to chat.

God, you must remember, has a great sense of humor. I want you to imagine that on those occasions when Pat picks up the red phone, God gathers the heavenly hosts around, and puts his phone on speaker.

Then, he tells Pat all sorts of silly things, and Pat swallows them unquestioningly, ignoring the barely suppressed laughter on the other end of the line.

2007-02-26 10:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Christ complex (also superiority complex) is a psychological term used loosely to describe any individual mentally fixed on superiority or the claim of being a savior. There are many types of disorders in which the Christ complex comes into play. The extreme example is a psychopath: Someone who comes to operate without any regard for other humans.

This term is used by psychologists in referring also to people who feel a compulsion to try to save other human beings. i.e. attracted to single women with children who have been abused or distressed in an attempt to "save" them from their current lifestyle.

2007-03-02 09:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its long distance. Local calls to God are from Israel only

2007-02-26 10:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 1 0

He needs to change plans.....all call to God are local.

2007-02-26 10:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie B 4 · 0 0

oh Pat ,he's the televangelist, that calls on his country to assasinate world leaders!I think he has a hot line!

2007-02-26 10:16:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's funny when he pretends to have "psychic messages" from God.

"I see a woman out there....you have a black shirt on....you sometimes get headaches..."

Meanwhile, women across America are jumping up & down thinking he's personally talking to them. ...F-ucking retarded.

2007-02-26 10:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 1 0

I got saved through the 700 club...

but I don't agree with everything I see there anymore.

Abuse of the gifts is what it is.....

2007-02-26 10:11:46 · answer #10 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 0 0

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