If you messed up your life, you could press
"Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life,
click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance,
just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW"
and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU...
2007-02-26 01:46:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
youve got that right. a star goes to you for your cleverness.
2007-02-26 03:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And any illness you could do disk clean up
or
Recover fix it program
You could also keep clicking on repeat when something made you laugh.
2007-02-26 01:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLEVER CLOGS TE HE HE 10/10
2007-02-26 09:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish. Wouldn't the be great
2007-02-26 01:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldnt say funny, just nice to read
2007-02-26 01:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
now there's a thought !
2007-02-26 01:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good that!
2007-02-26 01:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If only.LOL
2007-02-26 01:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~~DON'T WE ALL WISH~~~ WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER~~~ THANKS FOR THAT
2007-02-26 03:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋