its a guy thing funny or not?

Question

...I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it,

though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.



...when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."



...when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you

this isn't an issue.

...I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk, or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up a copy of "Parenting" or "Better Homes & Gardens."



...when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair

person gets here and has to put it back together.



...I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger--how could HE know where we're going?



...I do NOT want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's day is okay. I don't need to see it. Did you remember to pick up something for my mom, too?

...you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.



...I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or

without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?



...and this is, after all, the 90's, I will share equally in the housework. You do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest.

Answer 1

YOU ARE VERY CLEVER TONITE CHRIS YOU ARE SLEEPING TO MUCH IN DAY TIME 10/10

Answer 2

Sorry, i hold my own council am too used to the excuses and non-commital. I now dress to please myself, have a map and the aa. If any 'why shoudl we' situations occur i sit back and wait having already called the AA or looked in the map. Sorts most things and my life is easier.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Too much information - takes too long to read - it's a busy girl thing.

Answer 5

Not single funny or original thing in the bunch

Answer 6

too much to read but good

Answer 7

yawn...sorry but it went on a bit

not bad tho

Answer 8

I'll do the rest.

Answer 9

i liked them but its not your best. keep trying though.

Answer 10

Men...so true