A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it needs a spectacular twist at the end.
A lady placed an ad in the classifieds :
"Husband wanted."
The next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
2007-02-26 01:40:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I READ THEM ALL DOWN THE WAY CHRIS YOU WERE MAGIC TONITE GOOD LAUGH 10/10
2007-02-26 09:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your pushing it for you`re star!
lol
Tink x
2007-02-26 08:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny jokes.
2007-02-26 01:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're all good, especially the last one. you get ANOTHER star from me,
2007-02-26 03:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is funny man
2007-02-26 01:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by Osita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!
Well done!! You have made my day!
LOL
2007-02-27 08:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha they made me laugh. ta
2007-02-26 01:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm
2007-02-26 01:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
~~~~FUNNY~~~ GOOD ONES~~THANKS~~~
2007-02-26 03:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thanks for the laugh
2007-02-26 01:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋