Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods to Grandma's house when she spied the big bad wolf up ahead, crouching behind a tree stump. "I see you big bad wolf, now get out of here" she cried, and off he went. Further on down the trail she spies the big bad wolf up ahead crouching down behind a small bush. "I see you big bad wolf, now get out of here" she cried, and off he went. Almost to Grandma's house when once again she spied the big bad wolf crouching behind a fallen log. "I see you big bad wolf" she cries, With that, the big bad wolf looks up with a disgusted look on his face and cries "dang it - can't anyone take a dump in peace and quiet!!!"
2007-02-26
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