A lonely old lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married.
She put a want ad in the local paper that read, "HUSBAND WANTED. Must
be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must
still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person."
On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her
dismay when she opened the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He
had no arms or legs.
She asked sarcastically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are
you? Just look at you--- you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!"
"You have no arms either."
Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you."
The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Are you
still good in bed?" she asked.
The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
^_^
2007-02-26 01:08:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL, I just heard that not to long ago but its still funny...thanks for the laugh!!
2007-02-26 01:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2016-03-29 01:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-02-26 01:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by RodneyRowland 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha so funny. 10/10
2007-02-26 01:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good One! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-02-26 01:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-26 01:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!Lol! so funny!10/10& a star
2007-02-26 01:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up for that one..LOL
2007-02-26 01:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
2007-02-26 01:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
~~~~HEHE~~~THATS A GOOD ONE`~~~~10/10 AND A STAR
2007-02-26 03:28:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋