An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later, she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the covers and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
2007-02-26 00:18:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!....HEHEHEHEHEH!!!
FUNNY!!!
lol!!
2007-02-26 00:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is the ost funny joke ive heard in a awhile
2007-02-26 08:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely helps to have teeth if you wanna bite something. lol. Good one.
2007-02-26 08:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is a good one... but I have heard it before.
Makes you wonder if we will ever have that problem at that age. (LOL)
2007-02-26 11:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by M.O. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny. hahahahaha
2007-02-26 09:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good unexpected punchline
2007-02-27 12:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thts a good one.
2007-02-26 09:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by remz_zeros 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
KUDOS! 10*
This is hilarious! LOL.
2007-02-26 10:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahhhahhahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahhahahaahhahahaaahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
very funny
2007-02-26 09:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by khatora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best too good
2007-02-26 08:23:43 · answer #10 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋