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... For a romantic break. After chopping some wood, the man says "My hands are freezing" she says "Put them between my thighs to warm up"
After lunch he chops more wood and says "My hands are really freezing" so she says "Put them between my thighs and warm them up again"
After dinner he chops more wood and then says "My hands are really, really freezing" and then she yells "For F*^*$ sake! Don't your ears ever get cold...!!?"

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2007-02-25 23:55:33 · 20 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

hehehe like it babe...XXX

2007-02-26 21:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute!! 8/10.

2007-02-25 23:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha, goooooood one! gooooood
9+1=10-1=9 :)

2007-02-26 00:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by supaherounst 2 · 0 0

Good joke burny.
I already knew this 1,since i was the 1 who told u this joke.
Ha ha what a joke.

2007-02-26 00:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 1 1

She should just grab him by his ears....(hint)....(I prefer to pull by the hair)..most men like when a woman actually takes initiative.
My guy likes to feel helpless, with me in control..it's great!

2007-02-26 00:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by Bonnie Lynn 5 · 2 1

i lmao. that sounds like something my husband would do. 10+++ keep up the good work

2007-02-26 00:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0 0

My ears are always cold,can you help me with that?

2007-02-26 00:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 1 0

Oh yes, lickity-de-split, I know where you're "cumming" from. My golfing buds will hear this one.

2007-02-26 00:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. Classic.

Have a great day!

2007-02-26 02:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

HAha!

2007-02-25 23:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahah yes i like it

2007-02-25 23:59:32 · answer #11 · answered by conan 4 · 0 0

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