A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
2007-02-25 23:22:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2007-02-26 15:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on.. who wouldn't have looked at the top floor? lol
You never know, it might have been rich, tall and handsome.
2007-02-26 07:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by katlyn: Yahoo chat fugitive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke. 10/10 made me laugh
2007-02-26 07:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one>>>funny too>>>hehehe
2007-02-26 07:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...you light up my day!
2007-02-26 07:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by LucKY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah dude your right woman has no satisfaction........
2007-02-26 07:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by junmode 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. I disagree! LOL.
........... funny, though!
2007-02-26 10:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How very true that is!!!!!!
2007-02-26 08:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a question??
2007-02-26 07:28:25 · answer #9 · answered by kewl_me_yea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
~~~HEARD IT B4 BUT CUTE~~~~
2007-02-26 11:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋