If I were a cat, what would you recommend me for these choices?

Question

1 book?
2 film?
3 television show?
4 music album?
5 celebrity playmate?
6 cartoon show?
7 comic book hero?
8 countery western song?
9 comic strip?
10 haircut?

Answer 1

1. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, you'll like it, there's a witch.
2. Lassie Come Home - that dog is long dead, which should cheer you up.
3. Jerry Springer - his guests might as well be able to lick their own rear ends.
4. Blood Sugar Sex Magik by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, just because everyone should.
5. Garfield.
6. Ren and Stimpy.
7. Catwoman - duh.
8. Old Shep by Elvis - the dog dies.
9. Peanuts - you can fantasise about eating Woodstock.
10. All cats love a mullet.

Answer 2

1. Book = "Cat in the Hat"

2. Film = "Gay Purree"

3. TV show = "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch"

4. Music Album = "Cat Stevens"

5. Celebrity playmate = "Kit Kat" (????)

6. Cartoon show = "Tom and Jerry"

7. Comic Book Hero = "Cat Woman"

8. Country Western Song = "Cat Ballou"

9. Comic Strip = "Garfield"

10. Haircut = "Rats Tail"

Nine out of ten makes sense since a cat has 9 lives!! (I made #5 up -- have no clue who could fit there!)

Answer 3

No.5

Answer 4

1. Puss in Boots. 2. Cat From Outer Space. 3. The Meows at Ten. 4. Anything by The Purrtenders. 5. Cat-erine Zeta Jones. 6. Tom and Jerry. 7. Mighty Mouse. 8. John Denver, Yellow Cat. 9. Mickey Mouse. 10. Shave all your hair off and just leave your whiskers.
Sorry, there is no pussability, I could think of anything else. I hope it is not a catastrophe.

Answer 5

1. Meow
2. Mrrrowrr
3. Rrowrrmrrr
4. Mowwwrrr
5. Rrrrrrrrrrrrmrowr
6. Rmrmrmrmrmrmrrrrr
7. Mewrr
8. Pfftt
9. Rrrowwrrrmmmrrr
10. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Answer 6

1: Cat Confidential: The Book Your Cat Would Want You to Read - Vicky Hall

2: Cats - The Musical

3: Animal Hospital?

4: Something by Cat Stevens... =P

5: Danny John-Jules

6: Tom and Jerry

7: Catwoman

8: Elvis Presley, “The Hillbilly Cat”

9: Top Cat

10: Mullet

Answer 7

Tale of 2 Kitties
Claws 2
Leave it to Pussee (starring the Beaver)
The Stray Cats greatest hits
Catwoman
6 --Deputy Dawg
Catman the caped crusader
If I said you had a beautiful pussee would you hold it against me?
BC (Before catnap)
Mullet - loved by all felines

Answer 8

I would personally recommend a nice warm radiator, next to a large bowl of food and one of milk. I'd then recommend a large meal with drink, and a snooze on something warm and comfortable - preferably a sofa, bed or lap (near to the radiator if AT ALL POSSIBLE). Being a cat you shouldn't require anything more!

Answer 9

1 eragon(best book in the world)
2 howls moving castle(best anime movie ever)
3 Growing up...add animal name here
4 ?
5 !
6 Ben Ten
7Spider-man
8 my love
9 non-sequeter
10 buzz cut.

Answer 10

Haircut.