I feel the need to worship something tonight. Does it have to be popular?
2007-02-25 17:19:14 · 13 answers · asked by grey smily 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So, Zoroaster was first, who made Zoroaster? It must have been Burger King! Long live Burger..King!
Maybe we are just bacteria!
2007-02-25 17:41:47 · update #1
Actually, Zoroaster came first. And no, what you worship does not have to be popular. In fact, often times things that are unpopular also happen to be things that are true.
BTW, Zoroaster prophesied that he would be born again in 1000 years under a new star in a manger wrapped in straw. Why do you think Zoroastrian priests (the 3 magi) where the first to find and recognize Jesus?
2007-02-25 17:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Wisdom in Faith 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would go much further back to the worship of the mountains, streams, sky and earth, at least then you KNOW it exists. If you really want to feel connected to something, go visit a friend, or the Burger King, although, he is REALLY creepy. I can't stand watching BK commercials.
2007-02-26 01:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Burger King dude was the first to come to my Halloween party last year and he brought a case of Colt 45 malt liquor 40's. I will always worship his all knowing gift of love and generosity.
2007-02-26 01:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by Birdman 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well since only one of them is REAL....BK! Worship the whopper...bring it many packets of Ketchup and be sure it is not poisoned with the evil onions....MM a BK stacker does sound yummy!
2007-02-26 04:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by PrinceEJB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you feel the need to "Worship something tonight" call upon the name of JESUS, and say if you are real save me, show me yourself, speak to my heart I need you now. Let me know what conclusion comes to be.
2007-02-26 01:24:19 · answer #5 · answered by K_pink05 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you just need to curl up into the fetal position and let aout a few of your insecurities right about now.
2007-02-26 01:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Or shall we put everybody into the cart at Walmart and check out?
2007-02-26 04:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osiris came first. Dionysus came well after Jesus died.
2007-02-26 01:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by Cinnamon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
McDonald's
2007-02-26 01:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by foxfire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
before burger king , queen opera winfrey
2007-02-26 01:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋