2007-02-25 13:51:16 · 11 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If it is, how can I get in? The Dude would never spring for the expensive stuff!
2007-02-25 13:51:43 · update #1
It's made with Skyy vodka!
2007-02-25 13:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does it matter? None of us are getting there, so we'll never find out. I mean, you're never good enough according to whatever religion comes along; I sum it up with the saying that is the distilled essense of many theological debates, tirades, ideologies, and over-generalized schools of thought, "If you don't believe as I believe you will burn in whatever hell my God says exists." I guess what it really comes down to is what you believe. Personally, I believe that we are all on the pathway to enlightenment and, ultimately, to God. If you and God want to have a little brandy and a cigar while you discuss the finer points of things, why not?
2007-02-25 14:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jorell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no beverage of any kind in Heaven. No food. No toilets. No beds. No facitlites.
You will shout praises to Jesus non-stop and you will like it, or be cast into Hell.
Don't even think of such a question when you get to Heaven.
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2007-02-25 13:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course....Stoli is the vodka of choice there...served up by the 72 virgins...body shots on the house for all of eternity
2007-02-25 19:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by Peachfish Whiskerbiscuit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I understand it, the beer volcano dispenses whatever drink your little heart most desires. RAmen!
2007-02-25 13:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's just Sanka and rubbing alcohol. Sorry dude.
But alas, I think that given your sobriety at the time of asking the question, it likely does not warrant a better answer and certainly not a theological one.
Pearls before swine . . .
2007-02-25 13:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'm hoping for Stolichnaya.
2007-02-25 14:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it too difficult to ask a proper question?
2007-02-25 14:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moses doesn't feel that Smirnoff's is kosher enough to be used.
2007-02-25 13:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told that heaven will be "perfect," so I'm assuming it will be top shelf.
2007-02-25 13:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋