Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old.
Jacob was a liar.
Joseph was abused.
Moses had a stuttering problem.
Jonah ran from God.
Naomi was a widow.
Gideon was afraid.
Rahab was a prostitute.
David had an affair and was a murderer.
Isaiah preached naked.
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer.
Elijah was sucidal.
Job went bankrupt.
Peter denied Christ.
The apostles fell asleep while praying.
Paul was too religious.
Timothy was too young and had an ulcer.
Martha worried about everything.
Zacheaus was too small.
Lazarus was dead.
What's your excuse?
2007-02-25
13:42:12
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Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar.
Leah was ugly.
The Samaritan woman was divorced....more than once.
John the Baptist ate bugs.
We are the messengers not the message?
2007-02-25
13:50:56 ·
update #1