A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my rucksack."
2007-02-25 13:23:55 · 15 answers · asked by JOHN W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice yolk.
Three old men were conversing:
One said, I used to be able to pee in the morning, but I find I can't until noon.
The other said, I used to be able to crap in the morning, but I find I can't do it until noon,
The third said, I can crap and pee easy at 7 in the morning, but my problem is that I can't get out of bed until noon.
Wait until YOU get old...
2007-02-25 13:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the lawyer grab the boy knapsack by mistake in thought he took a parachute in stead so there was 2 parachute left read the joke good
2007-02-25 13:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah! an oldy but a goody unlike most ppl in these posts U managed 2 keep the original joke all together
2007-02-25 16:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very very good joke the best today, i had to read it twice but got there in the end,,,, Well i am blonde LMAO
2007-02-25 20:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
19 year old girl marries 85 year old man,her girlfriends say 'how do you manage sex?,she replied every sunday we make love to the rythm of the church bells,,2 weeks later at his funeral one girlfriend says i thought his heart was ok? girl replied it was..and still would be but for that f*****g ice cream van!
2007-02-25 13:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Lawyers tend to be full of themselves!
2007-02-25 14:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!
better than John Grisham's...
hehehe
hush now.. dont tell him..
this is a secret ok???
2007-02-25 13:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i must laugh this
2007-02-25 14:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-25 21:51:30 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-02-25 19:13:06 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋