2007-02-25 13:22:43 · 11 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There had to be a completely new level created for this atrocity, considering that the cell phone is a relatively new invention. The level is 7 1/2. It of course, is broken down into the following sections.
7 1/2.1 -- People who only spend a few seconds on the phone, but their discussions (whatever they may be) can be heard clear into the kitchen.
7 1/2.2 -- People who fight with their spouses and air out all of their dirty laundry for the world to hear ... including sexual problems.
7 1/2.3 -- Teenagers who talk like the characters do in MTV dramas ("Oh, my god ... Carrie was totally hitting on my boyfriend, and she was so dressed like a skank today!"), and the parents who don't take the damn phone away from them.
7 1/2.4 -- The nerdy guy who constantly lies to make others think he has an active social life. You know, the guy who is having dinner with his mom, and makes the call when she goes to the bathroom: "Hi, I'm out to dinner with this incredibly hot babe ... she's wanting me to take off to Paris with her for the weekend but I already promised Cookie I'd go skiing with her in Aspen. But either way I go, I know that they're both looking to get some of this ..."
7 1/2.5 -- People who discuss disgusting health problems on the phone over dinner ... pneumonia (sputum color included), yeast infections, bloody stools ... the things that actually make you stop in the middle of eating and ask for your check.
2007-02-25 13:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ring that is set aside for boasters. Since most people who talk loud on their cell phones still think that having one(cell phone) is a status symbol.
2007-02-25 13:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by pleasehelpmydog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think hell will ring you on the cell phone when they're ready for you?
Perhaps they will text message you....
2007-02-25 13:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That person will be surrounded by a group of people that will all talk directly to them in a loud voice,giving them a constant headache.
2007-02-25 13:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by sbautzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The unending unanswerable ring tone ring
2007-02-25 13:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm...good question! I'm going to guess the fourth circle, the ones seeking material goods.
Dante never saw this one coming.
2007-02-25 13:29:14 · answer #6 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people destined for hell are not judged by there cell phones.
2007-02-25 13:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The ring closest to satan himself I hope...
2007-02-25 13:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by Justyn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The inner most circle. Let 'em roast.
2007-02-25 13:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i was going to star your question until i read lara crofts answer. and shes right.
2007-02-25 13:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋