Did you hear the one about Elmo?

Question

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you
tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the
door and begins to rant about the new employee. He
complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the two men march down to the factory
floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that
there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she
cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Answer 1

That was the best.....I laughed so hard I almost cried....More jokes like this is what we all need....Thanx!!!!

Answer 2

lol illgive it a 10/10
i didnt expect that to happen in the end

Answer 3

LMAO! 9/10

Answer 4

rofl. omg that was great

Answer 5

not bad at all!!! LOL

Answer 6

Thanks for a sunday night laugh...